life would be perfect if I woke up by your side everyday
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Butt Waves by Ren-Hang (航 任)
lol how could i not reblog
Your dick fits me better than your favorite sweater.
"why do you wear a lot of black?" because i’m ready for your funeral bitch
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet